She- What’s ur name He- Typing.. S- Hey.. you der? H- Typing.. S- Hello H- Typing.. She- Bye He- Baba Continue Reading..

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. Continue Reading..

OMG THIS REALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes. . . . . 2. Die’

When you meet her friends and you realize you got the ugly one

Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”. – Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up” – Continue Reading..

Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒.. I remember way back in the apartheid era Facebook and smart phones Continue Reading..

If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to Continue Reading..

I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two. That way if one dies I’ve Continue Reading..