If a man tells you he’s not like other men, my sister ask him if he can give birth.

I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet… But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔

I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking

I never make a Same Mistake twice I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure

bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn. Me: so are your eyebrows.

A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but forgot what it was called, He asked Continue Reading..

I’ve always wondered why women are always slapping their heads…. ….but now I remember we used to do the same Continue Reading..

A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book. He Sees A Sales Girl There & Continue Reading..