1st girl – Muje to shaadi k liye aisa ladka chaihiye
jo charsi Saraabi juaari Randibaj ho.
2nd Girl – chal chinal najar na laga
SMS padhne wala sirf mera hai

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha
K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai
Ise Murjane Mat Dena
😛 😉 😀

Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa,
Ab Nahi Marungi 😛 hahahaha

Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai 🙂

Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye….
Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? 🙂
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA… Itni Sardi Hai 🙁

Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thiJo usne Humko maari thi,….
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha…
Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”
Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Shravan chal rahe hain na… 😛 🙁

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi
Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“ 😀

Patni :- Khidki me parde lagwa do..
Naya padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai …..
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Pati :- Ek baar theek se dekh lene do ..
woh khud hi parde lagwa lega :p 😉

Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Wife – Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????

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Pappu – Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
“Shhh…Phir Koi Hai” dekhne ki aadat na hoti………

A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture
Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p

wife to husband:ap jab daru peeke aate ho
to muje paaro bulate ho
jab beer peeke aate ho to darling bulate ho
aj kya peekr aaye ho ki muje chudayl bula rahe ho
husband::::: aj m sprite peekr aaya hu isliye
SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS

Wife on call:”hey baby, what r you doing.. ??
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Husband:”office me bohat kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu…and u
sweet heart.. ??
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wife:”mai club me tere piche khadi hu…:p :O 😀

Husband aur wife mein baatcheet band thi,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,”mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena”
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aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh
diya.. .
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha
uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
“uth jao 5 baj gaye”,
“pls. uth jao, warna late ho jaaoge”..:P