Ek Tapori Ki Wife:Sunte ho Ji,
.
apne chinku ne aaj pehla adha shabd bola
.
Tapori:achcha, kya bola
.
Wife:behan

Delhi ki sardi,
U.P ki garmi,
Mumbai ki barish,
Patna ka coruption,
kashmir ka terrorism,
Africa ka saap aur chidiya ghar ke aap..
BAAP RE BAAP!!

1 aadmi ladies ward mi admit ho gaya..
nurse: tujhe sharm nahi aati..
Aadmi:sharm kaisi
hum to paida hi LADIES
ward me hue the

Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast..
Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay,
fir Rajput thay,
fir Baniya ho gaye,
abhi hai Darzi,
Aage Mummy ki marzi

1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He
Kya Apne Kaha 6..
Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

Santa Banta Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao..
Banta – Mai Ja Raha Hu…!
Santa – Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja..

Modern zamaney ki ladki ka
Baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo..
.
.
Beti: papa kaheny se lipstick kharab ho jati hai!

mana aap sabse ajij hai
dil k sabse karib hai
na
koi sms na koi call
kya aap
sudama se bhi garib hi

Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team,
Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani.
Girls:Hum Tumko Haraakar Dikhayenge.
Boys:Hum Haar Gye,Chalo Ab Dikhao..

Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use kaun vapas layega
Vicks Vapourub
Q..ki VICKS lautaye,
Chain Ki Saans

Real Tip Of The Life-
Zindgi
Ek Cigarette Ki
Tarah Hai,
Enjoy Karo..
Warna
Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!
Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur
Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..

Ye Hai Aam Zindgi–
Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..
OR
Ye Mentos Zindgi–
Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus,
Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!