Usho ukuthi njengoba ujola nesangoma unukelwa impepho 24/7. M sure whn ur doing it kugcwala amafu yonke indlu le. Uthwele kanzima phela.wena.

Angisalwanga kanje ngiphupha amaphara entshontsha uMhlaka 1 June 2020 😢😢

Uzoyibonake I ANC necorruption.Abanye bethu ngeke bawathole lamathuna ⚰️🤨

Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela amakhasi.

Uyabona nje uZodwa nomshado izinto ezimbili ezihlukene.Kahle kahle ufanelwe ukupheka emcimbini nokukikiza.

Le pain eniyizwa uma nikuma period, Nathi sizwa yin uma nisicela imali. 😭😭😭😭

Bangani bami, ake ningisize ningicebise la. Ngingavimba ngani ukuchiphiza izinyembezi njalo mangiqoba u onions. Sengizame izinto eziningi akukho okulungayo, meke nje ngaqala ngivele ngiteteme engathi ngiyingane izwa imoto ya-ice cream idlula ngomgwaqo. .

Njengoba ubusy wehla wenyuka ujola nabantu abanemali, mase bengasenayo wena 👉uzojola nobani.

Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.

Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!

Umuntu athi indoda yakho ikwenza islima as if eyakhe imenza udokotela🙄!

Yazi umuntu uhlezi esixoxela ngengane yakhe engathi uzele yedwa. Ingane yami this.Ingane yami tht.Lento enamakhala engathi ifutha ibhelunde.

Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
☝️🤔😏

Sam: I love you♥️

Marry: Unayo imoto🚗?

Sam: Wangibuza imoto ipunane yakho ino N2 yini🚧

DID YOU KNOW: Ukupheka curry wakho wenkukhu uwushubise ngethini lama baked beans / fish, kungakumoshela umendo wakho

Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini

Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’

Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”

Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?

Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.

Kuthiwa kuzovulwa utshwala
kodwa manje kukhona asebeshefa amakuku🍑🙄🥱✋