Prophecies for 2018
If any of these prophecies does not come to pass before the end of the year, then I am not a man of God.

1. There shall be 28 days in the month of February.
2. Any car with an empty tank shall be immobile.
3. If you don’t have any money in your account, you won’t be able to withdraw.
4. Tell any candidate that misses their exams that they won’t have any result.
5. Every woman delivered of just a baby shall have either a boy or a girl.
6. If you don’t subscribe you won’t be able to watch your cable TV.
7. The volume of your urine shall be a function of your water intake.
8. The moment you eat this year, your hunger shall disappear.
9. A new president shall be sworn in in the US.
10. Nollywood shall produce hundreds of meaningless movies this year.
11. There shall be different reactions/responses to these prophetic declarations.
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I repeat, if these prophecies do not come to pass, then I am not a man of God!

HOW TO MAKE YOU EX FEEL USELESS
AND DESPERATE

1.whenever he/she calls just pick
their call and inform them about
your achievement and never give
them a chance to reconcile,never
abuse them.

2.You should never block them or
unfriend them in facebook,and
always update on your happy
moments and avoid updating on
your miseries.

3.Be close to their friends so that
he/she can feel more jealous.

4.Never call their relatives.

5.whenever you meet them on the
road greet them and wish them well
but never give them much
time,always look jovial.

6.Never be the one calling them.

7.If they try to make advances,say
NO with capital letters and tell
them to mind their own business.

8.Improve on your dressing and
personal appearance,once they see
you they might even commit suicide.

9.Date someone who has achieved
more than him/her and who is more
handsome/beautiful than
them.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me
reply that’s the point.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.