Zulu Jokes

ubukhwele

Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”

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umtwana

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

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mind my own business……

Ngibone amadoda enatha utshwala ekuseni ngo 9, ngasengisithi kibo, “madoda namuhla liphangise kakhulu ukunatha ngo 9 shuwa” , “basebesithi kimi, kanti im’phimbo ivulwa skhathi bani?”. Kusukela khonapho I learnt to mind my own business……

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amanzi

Sikunyise istress uzibone usuchitha
iwashingi usuneka amanzi

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iSlay

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

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esebank

Indoda yangampela masizochama
uyizwa imemeza ipin isho nemal yonk esebank

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kaka

Whites: No sweety don’t eat that
.
Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

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Real Love

Real Love is When you See Your Bae Kissing someone else
And You Calmly Say:
“Asambe Babe KuLate,
Uzombona Noma Kusasa Lomuntu Wakho.!!”
•°•
Yess!!👌

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Fast Bayeza

Whites: We Out Of Alcohol 😢😕
•°•
Blacks: Fihla’ibhodlela Fast Bayeza

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amanzi…

I was dancing the Thuso Phala dance this past long weekend then i heard someone saying ‘hela monna otswa amanzi…’

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omuny

Ama relationship ayafana nezitulo zasemholweni ngoba nj uphuma yochama uthole sekhlezi omuny

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ngibuzela umngani

imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

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her T shirt

Most difficult question to answer is “wenzani ke ngok?”
After trying to take off her T shirt

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shaya mathambo

A sangoma enters a taxi and asks “Iyaphi le taxi”?
Then a drunk man answered “shaya mathambo.