Uyaphi kuSummer unganawo amashiya itakunyisa lemvula unye uzolidweba ukhathale

If ekfihla nawe mfihle✋😏kvele kube amafihli fihli

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”

You post a pic with a child that is not yours😐
We comment “MAZWI”

We hurt loyal girls and keep hoes happy.
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Singama sende yaz

Uthi Ugezile Umuhle😝 Kuvele Umuntu Athi
“Geza Sizohamba”

Uthenge i phone📱 yegama le Fridge
“Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala

If She Doesn’t Introduce You To Her Parents,
Chamela Phakath Bazozfikela Bona Bezokbona

Police:knock knock
Nyaa: Ngubani
POLICE:ngabantu bomthetho
Nyaa:nifunani.????
POLICE:phuma sixoxe
Nyaa:nibangaki.???
POLICE:singu two
Nyaa:Xoxani lowu Two mina ngisalele.

When your gf leaves her size 8 shoe by the door and your mom shouts “Ubani lendoda esigqoka AmaPumps la?

Whites: stop the car please…

Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……

😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale

So then around 00:00 last night…my girlfriend woke me up ..she was so scared and said:
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“Baby bona outside the window..I see short people running around the yard😨😨..
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So I looked outside the window…and I was so SHOCKED AND VERY SCARED😨😨😨😨…..that I got out of the sheets and went outside and I shouted:
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“Mara waitse ke bona mohlolo hey lona ba ntwana..waitse you are stupid.. How can you play black mampatile at this time of the night..go home and sleep..or else I’ll tell your parents”😠
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Then I went back inside the house and back to the sheets..and was like..”baby Mara can you believe these kids?😒…but my girlfriend fainted I don’t know why

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says
“Ngiku bonile ulwa izolo”

Obuny’ ubukhwele…..

Ngihamba lonamfana edolobheni siphambane lonkazana omuhle isqamula mayezi,itshatshazi ..sithi nxa sphambana laye ngiginye okungamathe kanti owakwami umbonile….☹☹

Abethi kimi “khafula phangisa”

Walala eTaxin uPregnant sikhipha umtwana
siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy