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Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning



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Sometimes I reduce my Sis’s phone brightness to Zero,
and tell her she needs $10 to buy a new screen bulb…


Respect is the most important element of our personality.
It like an investment,
whatever we give to others,
it will return to us with profit ….
Good morning

A simple formula for happy life.
Never try to defeat anyone,
Just try to win everyone,
Don’t laugh at anyone
but laugh with everyone.
Good Morning


You may not be able to control every situation
and it’s outcome,
but you can control your attitude
and how you deal with it.
Good morning


Opportunities will knock on your door every morning.
But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by.
Good morning

Yesterday is for memories
Tomorrow is an imagination
But today is real gift
have a pleasant day.
Good Morning


True success in life
is not measured by how much you make,
but by how of a difference you make.
Good Morning


You can wake up and say
“Good Morning,
God”
or
“Good God, it’s morning”


Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom

I’m not going to feel sorry for myself anymore.
If you were stupid enough to walk away,
I’ll be smart enough to let you go.

There is no girl who ferbs like a girl who stays with her grandmother…