I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN
MY LIFE LIKE
THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, “you
think you have
family
problems? Listen to my
situation.”
“A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown up
daughter and we got married.
Later my father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my
stepson.
Also my wife became mother in
law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife,
my stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother
because he was
my father’s
son but he was also the son of
my wife’s
daughter, which
made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife
and I had a son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother
is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother
in law of my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife.
Thus I am my
stepmother’s
brother in law, my wife is her
own child’s aunt,
my son is my
father’s nephew and I’m my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family
problems?



No matter how ugly you’re, once you have money women will always find something cute on you like. “Ncoo he has a cute shadow”
😋🤞

👶: full tank is calling you
👩🏽: what?
When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from head to toe 🚶‍♂️

She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheese😭😭😭


U will start seeing the value of 1k
once u stop depending on your parents or your boyfriend


If he starts making you smile, block him sis.


Us men we don’t like being asked questions but there are two questions we like being asked

“Do you have condoms and Is the door locked “? 😜

Don’t cheat immediately after her cheated
wait for him to believe that you forgive him
than attack 😂😂😂😂😂😂

the way my mom looks 👀at me
when I answer my phone📱 at night🌃
as if I’m cheating on her with another mother🙄


Whoever needs help with English
I’m hair😔


I’m done smoking🌿 weed. Last 🌃night my friends and I were looking for me🙄😥


Please borrow me R 300
my brother swallowed a memory card and
we can’t sleep because he is singing the songs
from the memory card 😂🤣😅