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The cop fainted.

Gauteng Metro policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that
he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won R5 000, in an Arrive
safety competition. Being a ZIMBABIAN , the driver could hardly
his luck. “What are you going to do with your
cash?” asked the traffic cop.
“Well I guess I’m going to get a drivers licence,” he answered.
“Oh, don’t listen to him,” yelled a woman in the passenger seat. “He
to be smart when he’s drunk.”
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and
moaned, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car.” At that moment
was a knock from the boot and a voice said, “Are we over the border
The cop fainted.

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