*inbox* Her: Babe I’m pregnant Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here

Fat girls be like… He broke my heart.. But I broke his bed. 1-1

Yesterday I got a job at the army should I start shooting people or is it still early

I called the police yesterday after smoking weed ~ Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here Police Continue Reading..

I just washed a “Polo” shirt I bought from China mall this afternoon and the man on the horse decided Continue Reading..

You want your husband to be very good in bed but you don’t give him time to go for training Continue Reading..

Just heard my ex was hit by a truck. Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

A teacher’s letter to a parent: “Dear Parent, Jabu your son, doesn’t smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to Continue Reading..