Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean ?? Husband: I will Continue Reading..

Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard. Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.

You don’t need anyone to understand you. You know yourself. People can only advise you. Lol

Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?

Stop asking girls if they’re single. Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute Continue Reading..

A Zimbabwean policeman stops at a ranch in rural Mvurwi and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, Continue Reading..

Over 13 years of studying & it’s only today I got to know that the word “NEWSPAPER” was short form Continue Reading..