For an adult, eating alone at McDonald’s is admitting a kind of defeat.
If your name is Johanna and I marry you can we call it marijuana
Boy: It’s only six days to go. Girl: Yeahhhhh!!! nd mmmmmh I can’t wait for that day. Boy: Me too Continue Reading..
They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God Continue Reading..
Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy that you passed away last year
Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic
guys sorry for not posting for the past three hours i was helping my brother searching the for the chocolate Continue Reading..
A dad tucked his 3 year old daughter into bed one night, read her a story and then listened while Continue Reading..
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