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British Shocked, Zimbo Rocks!

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question’s wrong.
UK: Not found on Internet.
Zimbabwe: F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Zimbabweans
everywhere in the world in finance, business,
medicine, engineering….
anything to do with using your brain.
British: Can u Swim?
Zimbabwean: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It
Zimbabwean: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Zimbabwean: Then What’s the Difference
between u & Dog…
British Shocked, Zimbo Rocks!

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